DTMF Episode 35 - Mr. Big Pedro- "That's Possible that Somebody knew me"

DTMF Episode 34 - Peggy - "Don't fuck his friends, fuck his idols"

DTMF Episode 33 - Julian - "I don't think we should be friends"

DTMF Episode 32 - Giovanni - "Why don't you lay her?"

DTMF Episode 31 - Edy - "I'm a classy broad"

DTMF Episode 30 - Scarlet - "Sure, I'll kiss the homies"

DTMF Episode 29 - Raven - "Amateur baker but I still got the cake"

DTMF Episode 28 - Jackie Sanchez - "He told everyone I was a starfish"

DTMF Episode 27 - Mike - "1,000 First Dates"

DTMF Episode 26 - Izzie - "Men are like, actual garbage"

DTMF Episode 25 - Evee- "Aria Might Have a Threesome"

DTMF Bonus Episode- Syyn- "I Swerved Hannibal Buress

DTMF Episode 24 - Syyn- "This is my First Christmas Alone... Let me Ruin it"

DTMF Episode 23 - Burly Nathan- "When was the last time you had something in your butt?"

DTMF Episode 22 - Kelly- "You never made out in the parking lot of an IHOP"

DTMF Episode 21 - Danny Fallon- "$60 and some Vicodin so I can see your penis."

DTMF Episode 20 - The Rice Purity Test- "You ever Danced without leaving room for Jesus?"

DTMF Episode 19 - Nikki Love- "I don't know if this is legal but I grabbed her by her hand"

DTMF Episode 18 - Mac Griffin- "That weird old guy that was in the corner that one time"

DTMF Episode 17 - Christina Michelle- "I fucked him because he guilt tripped me"